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Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Miss Universe

It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions.

MC : The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'.

Miss USA : Lamp.

Miss Malaysia : Light bulb.

Miss Singapore : Ladio.

Judge : No, no, radio does not start with the letter 'L'.

MC : I am going to give you 3 more chances. Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'.

Miss USA : Lion.

Miss Malaysia : Leopard.

Miss Singapore : Labbit.

Judge : No, no, no.

MC : Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'.

Miss USA : Lexus.

Miss Malaysia : Lamborgini.

Miss Singapore : Lolls-Loyce.

Judge : Oh my God.

MC : I am going to give you one last chance. Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'.

Miss USA : Lemon.

Miss Malaysia : Lychee.

Miss Singapore (with full of confidence, smiles and says) : Liewlian (durian).

This is not the end of the story, the judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems with the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.

Judge : Okey, the final question is, name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'.

Miss USA : Lung (applause).

Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause).

Miss Singapore : Lan Ciau.