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Thursday, 19 May 2011

Mr Bean Jokes

Interviewer : What is your birth date? 

Mr Bean : 13th October 

Interviewer : Which year? 

Mr Bean :  EVERY YEAR 


Manager asked Mr Bean at an interview. 

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 

Mr Bean replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 


After returning back from a foreign trip, Mr Bean asked his wife, “Do I look like a foreigner?” 

“No! Why?”

“In Delhi a lady asked me, ‘Are you a foreigner?’”


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Mr Bean, “Any great man born in this village?” 

“No sir, only small babies!”


Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
So Mr Bean writes, ‘Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi’.


When Mr Bean was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Mr Bean shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.”


Interviewer : Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? 

Mr Bean : its simple. I will stop my imagination!


Mr Bean : My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl : Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.  

Mr Bean : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 


Mr Bean : I think that girl is deaf.

Friend : How do you know? 

Mr Bean : I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.


Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! 

Mr Bean : Wow! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!


Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?
Mr Bean : ZEBRA.  

Teacher : How?

Mr Bean: Bcoz it is black and white.


Mr Bean attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager : Do you know MS Office? 

Mr Bean : If you give me the address I will go there sir.

Mr Bean in airplane going to Bombay. While its landing he shouted, “Birmingham, Birmingham.” 
Air hostess said, “B silent.”

“Ok. Irmingham. Irmingham.”


Teacher : What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?

Mr Bean : All are born on government holidays.


Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Mr Bean : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

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