Mr Bean Jokes

Interviewer : What is your birth date? 

Mr Bean : 13th October 

Interviewer : Which year? 

Mr Bean :  EVERY YEAR 

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Manager asked Mr Bean at an interview. 

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? 

Mr Bean replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X. 

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Mr Bean asked his wife, “Do I look like a foreigner?” 

“No! Why?”

“In Delhi a lady asked me, ‘Are you a foreigner?’”

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Mr Bean, “Any great man born in this village?” 

“No sir, only small babies!”

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Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
  
So Mr Bean writes, ‘Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi’.

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When Mr Bean was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror. Mr Bean shouted, “You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.”

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Interviewer : Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? 

Mr Bean : its simple. I will stop my imagination!

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Mr Bean : My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl : Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.  

Mr Bean : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. 

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Mr Bean : I think that girl is deaf.

Friend : How do you know? 

Mr Bean : I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.

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Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife! 

Mr Bean : Wow! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!

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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?
 
Mr Bean : ZEBRA.  

Teacher : How?

Mr Bean: Bcoz it is black and white.

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Mr Bean attending an interview in Software Company.
 
Manager : Do you know MS Office? 

Mr Bean : If you give me the address I will go there sir.

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Mr Bean in airplane going to Bombay. While its landing he shouted, “Birmingham, Birmingham.” 
 
Air hostess said, “B silent.”

“Ok. Irmingham. Irmingham.”

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Teacher : What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?

Mr Bean : All are born on government holidays.

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Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple?
 
Mr Bean : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


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