Women at Different Age

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

Dirty Talk

Good Girls VS Bad Girls

Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons


Good girls wax their floors
Bad girls wax their bikini line


Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies
Bad girls know they could do it better


Good girls wear white cotton panties
Bad girls don't wear any


Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls


Good girls pack their toothbrush
Bad girls pack their diaphragms


Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it


Good girls wear high heels to work
Bad girls wear high heels to bed


Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance
Bad girls think no place is the wrong place


Good girls prefer the missionary position
Bad girls do to, but only for starters


Good girls say no
Bad girls say when?


Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.

Bless Her Heart