The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.”


The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

The father replies, “Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?” 

Quote Of The Day: Sabra ibn Abu Fakih reported: I heard the Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, say, “Verily, Satan lies in wait for the son of Adam in his paths and he lies in wait before the path of Islam. Satan says: Will you embrace Islam and abandon your religion and the religion of your ancestors? Then he disobeys him and embraces Islam. Satan lies in wait for him on the path to emigration and he says: Will you emigrate and abandon your land and sky, knowing the one who emigrates is only like a horse bound to a peg? Then he disobeys him and he emigrates. Satan lies in wait for him on the path of jihad and he says: Will you go forth in jihad when it will cost your life and wealth, knowing you will fight and be killed, your wife will remarry, and your property will be inherited? Then he disobeys him and he goes forth in jihad.” Then the Prophet said, “Whoever does that will have a right from Allah the Exalted that he will enter Paradise. Whoever is killed will have a right from Allah that he will enter Paradise. If he is drowned, he will have a right from Allah that he will enter Paradise. Whoever is thrown from his mount and breaks his neck will have a right from Allah that he will enter Paradise.”  Source: Sunan An-Nasa’i 3134  Grade: Hasan (fair) according to Al-Mundhiri

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Nuclear Power

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's.”  

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”  

“Oh, I don't know,” said the stranger. “How about nuclear power?”  

“OK,” she said. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”  

The stranger thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”  

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?”

Quote Of The Day: Imran ibn Hussein reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Whoever supports his brother in private, then Allah will support him in this life and in the Hereafter.”  Source: Mu’jam Al-Kabeer 14771  Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Al-Haythami.

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