Police

A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural MO and talks
with an old farmer.

He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your ranch for
illegally grown drugs.'

The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over
there.'

The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the
authority of the Sheriffs Department with me!!!.' Reaching
into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The
officer proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge?
This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any
land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made
myself clear!!!!? Do you understand!!!!?'

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the
Sheriff running for his life and close behind is the
farmer's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on
the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.

The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to
the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge! Show him your badge !!"