One day 3 men were walking across this bridge; an American, a Mexican, and a Frenchie. When they got to the middle of the bridge, the Frenchie stopped, pulled a bottle of wine out of his pack, and threw it over the bridge.
The Mexican & the American both yelled out, “What the hell did you do that for?" The Frenchie just shrugged and said, “We've got too much of that in our country.”
The Mexican, catching the Frenchies drift, pulled out a bottle of Tequila and threw it over the bridge. The American and the Frenchie both yelled out, “What the hell did you do that for?”
The Mexican shrugged and said, “We have too many of that in our country.”
Now, the American thought for a long time, and finally, he picked up the Mexican and threw him into the water. The Frenchie looked at him in dis belief and said, “Why in gods name did you do that?" and the American replied, “We've got too many of those in our country.”