A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma.
After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, “Ma‘am, you had twins. A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them, if you don't mind me saying he does seem a bit of a redneck.”
The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother.” Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Well, what's the girl's name?”
“Denise,” the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, “Wow, that's not such a bad name. I like Denise.”
Then she asks the doctor, “What's the boy's name”
The doctor replies, “DeNephew.”
Quote Of The Day: Anas ibn Malik reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “There are three qualities of noble character in the sight of Allah.” It was said, “O Messenger of Allah, what are they?” He said, “It is that you forgive those who wrong you, that you give to those who deprive you, and that you maintain relations with those who abandon you.” Source: Al-Jami’ As-Sagheer Grade: Hasan (fair) according to As-Suyuti