Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.”
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Mama needs new clothes!”
Then she hollered, “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I thought you were watching!”
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are gullible.
Quote Of The Day: Anas Radi-Allahu 'anhu reported that Allah's Apostle (May Peace Be Upon Him) forbade that a person should drink while standing. Qatada reported: We said to him: “What about eating?” Thereupon he (Anas Radi-Allahu 'anhu) said: “That is even worse and more detestable (abominable).” Source: Sahih Muslim
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