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Saturday, 21 May 2011

Husband And Wife

Husband: Do you know
the meaning of W I F E?

It means, Without Information, Fighting

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in
your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a

So I could have a new one everyday.


Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are
some sleeping pills..

Wife: When must I
give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you


Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you

Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you
to marry me.

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Husband: Today is
Sunday & I have to enjoy it..
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents


Wife: What will you give me if I climb the
great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!


Q: What is the most effective way
to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you
will never forget it again


After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

know, I was a fool when I married you..

The husband replied,
"Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

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