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Monday, 31 December 2012

Blonde In Disguise

Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.  

“Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?” 

The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. 

She blurts out “352.” 

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.  

“I'll take this one,” she says proudly. “It's the cutest.”  

“Hey lady,” says the shepherd, “If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”

Quote Of The Day: Narrated Ibn 'Umar:  Allah's Apostle said, “Whoever drinks alcoholic drinks in the world and does not repent (before dying), will be deprived of it in the Hereafter.”

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