Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
“Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?”
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees.
She blurts out “352.”
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
“I'll take this one,” she says proudly. “It's the cutest.”
“Hey lady,” says the shepherd, “If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?”
Quote Of The Day: Narrated Ibn 'Umar: Allah's Apostle said, “Whoever drinks alcoholic drinks in the world and does not repent (before dying), will be deprived of it in the Hereafter.”