A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.”
The nun agreed.
A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan.”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs.”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls, I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.”
Quote Of The Day: Anas ibn Malik reported: A Jewish woman came to the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, with a poisoned sheep and he ate from it. She was brought to him and it was said, “Should we kill her?” He said, “No.” I continued to see the effects of the poison upon the Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him. [Sahih Bukhari, Book 47, Number 786]
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