Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.
They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, “I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly, “Together, together, together.”
Quote Of The Day: Abu Umamah reported: A man came to the Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, and he said, “Give me permission to commit adultery.” Those who were near the Prophet rushed toward him and were about to consume him, but the Prophet said, “Leave him alone.” Then he said, “Would you like that to be done to your sister?” He said, “no”. The Prophet said, “Would you like that to be done to your daughter?” He said, “no”. The Prophet continued asking him like this and every time he would say no, so the Prophet said to him, “So hate what Allah has hated and love for your brother what you love for yourself.” He said, “O Messenger of Allah, supplicate for Allah to make women the most reprehensible thing to me.” The Prophet said, “O Allah, make women reprehensible to him.” The man left and he returned after some nights and he said, “O Messenger of Allah, nothing is more hateful to me than women, so give me permission for tourism.” The Prophet said, “Verily, the tourism of my nation is the struggle in the way of Allah.” [Al-Bayhaqi, Sunan Al-Kubra, Number 17033, Sahih]