Jokes 3

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.  The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table.

“What are you doing?” his mother asked.

“The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken,” the boy explained.  “I'm looking for the seal.”

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You can't always judge by appearances; the early bird may have been up all night.
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Flying through the Midwest in the summer means one thing: turbulence.
I was working as a flight attendant on one particular flight when we hit a patch of very rough air just after a young teen on his first flight, had entered the bathroom.

After the bumps had subsided, he exited the bathroom, a look of sheer terror etched on his face.

"Are you all right?" I asked.  "Don't worry, that turbulence was as bad as it gets."

"Oh!  "So that's what it was," he said.  "I thought I'd pushed the wrong button."

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The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.
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A teacher asked the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.

1st little boy said, "Alligator."

The teacher said, "Very good, that's a big word."

2nd boy said, "Predator."

Teacher said, "Yes, that's another big word."

3rd boy said, "Vibrator, Miss."

After nearly falling off her chair, she said, "That's a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

The reply was, "Well, my sister has one and she says it eats batteries!"