Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Kevin's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Kevin's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find Kevin sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.
“Shit, Kevin how long you been here? How did you talk your missus into letting you go?”
“Well, I've been here since last night. After dinner at home yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing sexy brand new lingerie. She said had been reading ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and she had a devilish look in her eyes.
She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes.
She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, ‘Do whatever you want.’
So, here I am.”
Quote Of The Day: Abu Huraira reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Whoever frees a Muslim slave, then Allah will free every limb of his body from the Hellfire, even his private parts.” Source: Sahih Bukhari 6337 Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Al-Bukhari
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