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Sunday, 5 May 2013

What Does Egret Taste Like?

The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it. 

“I was just trying to feed my hungry family,” he told the judge, “and I’ve never done anything like that before.” 

The judge, being a family man himself, had a soft heart and agreed to let the man go free, since he was only trying to feed his starving family and it was his first and only offense. 

“Before you go, though, I want to ask you a question,” the judge quipped, “What does Egret taste like?” 

“Well your Honor,” the man told him, “Its not as tender as Spotted Owl but its better than Bald Eagle!”

Quote Of The Day: Abu Huraira reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “A man set out to visit his brother in Islam from another town and Allah sent an angel to him. When the man met the angel, he was asked: Where are you going? The man said: I am visiting my brother in this town. The angel said: Are you returning a favor? He said: No, I have desire to visit him except that I love him for the sake of Allah the Exalted. The angel said: I am a messenger from Allah to tell you that Allah loves you as you love him.”  Source: Sahih Muslim 2567  Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Imam Muslim

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