Deaf Genie

A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. He looks at the piano and can't see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and discovers a foot-tall man standing on the piano bench playing the tune of Dixie-Girl. 

The man thought that this was strange so he goes over to the bartender and asks where the man came from. 

“Here,” says the bartender, handing the man a genie lamp,  “rub this.”  

So the man rubs the lamp and out comes this genie. 

“What do you wish for?” asks the genie. 

“A million bucks,” the man states, quite sure of himself. 

“Granted.” And the genie claps his hands and disappeared back into the lamp. The man looks around, checks his wallet but can't find a million bucks anywhere. Just that moment, a million ducks fly through the bar. 

Astounded the man says, “Hey! I didn't ask for a million ducks.” 

“Do you think that I asked for a 12 inch pianist?” replied the bartender.

Quote Of The Day: Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “When a Muslim or a believer washes his face in ablution, then every sin which he committed with his eyes will be washed away with the last drop of water; when he washes his hands, then every sin which he committed with his hands will be washed away with the last drop of water; and when he washes his feet, then every sin which he committed with his feet will be washed away with the last drop of water until he emerges purified from sin.”  Source: Sahih Muslim 244  Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Imam Muslim