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Wednesday, 6 March 2013

That's Once


A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, ‘That's once’. We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, ‘That twice’. We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, ‘That's once’.”

Quote Of The Day: Usamah ibn Zaid reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “The most grateful of the people to Allah are those who are most grateful to others.”  [Al-Bayhaqi, Shu’b Al-Iman, Number 8534, Sahih]

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