A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
“What are you doing?” he asks.
“I'm going to commit a suicide,” she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked, “Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?”
So, she does. After she's finished the biker says, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl.”
Quote Of The Day: Abu Razeen reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Allah smiles at the despair of His servants as He soon changes it.” I said, “O Messenger of Allah, does the Lord laugh?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “We will never be deprived of good by a Lord who laughs.” [Sunan Ibn Majah, Introduction, Number 181, Sahih]
Ibn Taymiyyah said, “The sane desert Arab upon his sound natural instinct understands His laughter to demonstrate His grace and blessings; it shows that this characteristic is related to beauty and praise, and that this is a characteristic of perfection.” [Majmu’ Al-Fatawa, Al-Aqidah]