A New Employee

A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. No, it's not the usual caps-lock problem.  

“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says.  

“Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password.” 

“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”

Quote Of The Day: Anas ibn Malik reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “The faith of a servant is not upright until his heart is upright, and his heart is not upright until his tongue is upright. A man will not enter Paradise if his neighbor is not secure from his evil.”  Source: Musnad Ahmad 12636  Grade: Hasan (fair) according to Al-Albani