Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior was that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there was a knock at the door.
“Who is it?” called one of the nuns.
“Blind man,” replied a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
“Nice boobs,” said the man, “Where do you want these blinds?”
Quote Of The Day: Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “By Allah, the son of Mary will descend as a just ruler. He will abolish the cross, kill the swine, and annul the tribute, but he will leave the she-camel such that no one collects from it. He will cause rancor, hatred, and envy to disappear, and he will call people to give their wealth in charity but no one will need it.” Source: Sahih Muslim 155 Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Imam Muslim