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Sunday, 16 June 2013

The Love Dress

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.  

“What are you doing?” she asked.  

“I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.  

“But you're NAKED!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.  

“This is my Love Dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.  

“Love Dress? But you're naked!” 

“My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute.”

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left.  

On the way home she thought about the Love Dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.  

Finally her husband got home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.  

“What are you doing?” he exclaimed.  

“This is My Love Dress,” she replied.  

“Needs ironing,” he said.

Quote Of The Day: Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “By Allah, the son of Mary will descend as a just ruler. He will abolish the cross, kill the swine, and annul the tribute, but he will leave the she-camel such that no one collects from it. He will cause rancor, hatred, and envy to disappear, and he will call people to give their wealth in charity but no one will need it.”  Source: Sahih Muslim 155  Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Imam Muslim

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