One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.”
The amazed father asks, “Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers, “Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.”
Quote Of The Day: Washi ibn Harb reported: His father and grandfather were companions of the Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, and they said, “O Messenger of Allah, we eat but we are not filled.” The Prophet said, “Perhaps you eat separately?” They said yes. The Prophet said, “Eat your meals together and mention the name of Allah over it. You will be blessed in it.” Source: Sunan Abu Dawud 3764 Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to As-Suyuti
that why divorce barbie more expensive, there are complete package for this barbie, he
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