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Monday 1 July 2013

Taking A Woman To Bed






TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At 8


You take her to bed and tell her a story

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At 18


You tell her a story and take her to bed

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At 28


You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed

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At 38


She tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48


She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58


You stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68


If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

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At 78


What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?

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According to the
Office for National Statistics

190,374

people are having sex right now

212,130

are kissing
and one poor ole fart

is reading emails

You hang in there sunshine!




Quote Of The Day: Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day, let him not harm his neighbor. Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day, let him honor his guest. Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day, let him speak goodness or remain silent.”  Source: Sahih Muslim 47  Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Imam Muslim



1 comment:

  1. ahaa , not sure but at 28 , I think that it is so truuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hehe :3

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