TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? ****************************** At 8  You take her to bed and tell her a story ****************************** At 18  You tell her a story and take her to bed ****************************** At 28  You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed ****************************** At 38  She tells you a story and takes you to bed ****************************** At 48  She tells you a story to avoid going to bed ****************************** At 58  You stay in bed to avoid her story ****************************** At 68  If you take her to bed, that'll be a story ****************************** At 78  What story? What bed? Who the hell are you? ****************************** According to the Office for National Statistics 190,374 people are having sex right now 212,130 are kissing and one poor ole fart is reading emails You hang in there sunshine! |
Quote Of The Day: Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day, let him not harm his neighbor. Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day, let him honor his guest. Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day, let him speak goodness or remain silent.” Source: Sahih Muslim 47 Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Imam Muslim
ahaa , not sure but at 28 , I think that it is so truuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Hehe :3
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