Fear Of Someone Under My Bed

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed so I went to see a shrink and told him:

 

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy..'

 

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

 

'How much do you charge?'

 

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

 

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

 

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

 

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

 

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

 

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'