A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"'
terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your
problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put
them with my two male talking parrots. I have taught them to pray and
read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that
terrible phrase and your female parrots will also learn to praise and
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman
brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots
are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her
two female parrots in with the male parrots. Immediately, the female
parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, Jack. Our prayers have been answered!"