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Saturday, 11 February 2012

Jokes 5

It is my observation that too many of us are spending money we haven't earned, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like.
Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I would have a comeback.  That moment finally arrived, and I was ready.

“You know,” I challenged, “even a broken clock is right once a day.”

He looked at me and replied, “Twice.”
Love is a fire.  But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, were all excited about their decision to get married.  They went for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they passed a drugstore.  Jacob suggested they go in.

Jacob addressed the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist said, "Yes."

Jacob asked, "We're about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist replied, "Of course we do."

Jacob asked, "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist replied, "All kinds."

Jacob asked,  "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

Pharmacist replied, "Definitely."

Jacob asked, "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist replied, "Of course."

Jacob asked, "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist replied, "Yes, a large variety.  The works."

Jacob asked, "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist replied, "Absolutely."

Jacob asked, "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist replied, "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob said, "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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